Yes, the Absolutely Obnoxious Lucky Charm Sundae is as obnoxious as it promises itself to be.
Death by Chocolate Sheet Cake
Thereās nothing quite like eating grandmaās sheet cake as a kid, but this one probably couldāve toppled you. Six layers of moist chocolate cake each get a sinful coating of vanilla buttercream frosting before the whole cake is drizzled with chocolate and caramel glazes. We stuck a giant knife in it (how else are you going to cut it?) unless you want to go all Bruce Bogtrotter on that thing and eat it with your hands and reenact that scene from Matilda. You can do it, Brucie. But probably not because people (mainly us) will look at you weird.
Absolutely Obnoxious Lucky Charm Sundae
A freakshake straight out of Dr. Frankensteinās book, the Absolutely Obnoxious Lucky Charm Sundae is a monster served in a lab beaker. A dessert youāll want to tackle with your friends, the sundaeās backbone is its hearty scoops of Lucky Charms cereal milk ice cream. Thatās right, before itās added to the ice cream batter, the milk soaks up all the flavor from your favorite childhood cereal. (Not that we totally just didnāt eat a bowl for breakfast. Hi. Weāre adults.) The ice cream is then topped with whipped cream, a homemade cookie that has more sprinkles than Broadway has bachelorette parties, and a bunch of doughnut holes on a stick. At Ole Red, weāve got the same philosophy as Blake: ājust give us the marshmallows.ā Thatās why weāve rolled our scratch-made doughnut holes in āem. Boo-yah. You are getting veryyyyyyy hungry.
Turtle Funnel Cake
A beloved fair food gets a new spin at Ole Red. This turtle funnel cake is the Goldilocks of any funnel cake weāve ever tasted. The slightly crunchy golden-brown exterior gives way to a spongy inside that melts in your mouth. We see your powdered sugar and raise you caramel, chocolate, and pecans. Whatās that? Sugar is bad for you? Sorry, couldnāt hear you over the sound of our taste buds living their best lives.