Love Gone Wrong: A Country Playlist for When You’re Not Really Feeling Valentine’s Day

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We’re having none of this “love” business. Woof.

“She’s Got a Way with Words” | Blake Shelton

The line that burns: “She put the low in blow/She put a big F-U in my future/Yeah she’s got a way/She’s got a way with words”

“My Give a Damn’s Busted” | Jo Dee Messina

The line that burns: “You twisted my heart/’Til something snapped inside/I’d like to give it one more try/But my give a damn’s busted”

“Drunk on a Plane” | Dierks Bentley

The line that burns: “On my way home I’ll bump this seat right up to first class/So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass/And when we land I’ll call her up and tell her kiss my ass/’Cause hey, I’m drunk on a plane”

“My Big Iron Skillet” | Wanda Jackson

The line that burns: “If you live through the fight we’re gonna have when you get home/You’ll wake up and find yourself alone”

“How Do You Like Me Now?!” | Toby Keith

The line that burns: “I couldn’t make you love me/But I always dreamed about living in your radio/How do you like me now?!”

“Here’s a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)” | Travis Tritt

The line that burns: “But don’t you come ’round here handin’ me none of your lies/Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares”

“These Boots are Made for Walkin’” | Nancy Sinatra

The line that burns: “These boots are made for walking/And that’s just what they’ll do/One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you”

“Before He Cheats” | Carrie Underwood

The line that burns: “I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights/I slashed a hole in all four tires/Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats”

“When It Rains, It Pours” | Luke Combs

The line that burns: “I’ve been on one hell of a redneck roll for three weeks now/And it all started on the day that she walked out”

“Fist City” | Loretta Lynn

The line that burns: If you get to cute or witty/You better move your feet/If you don’t wanna eat/A meal that’s called fist city”

“Mental Revenge” | Waylon Jennings

The line that burns: “You never was my woman/’Cause you were never true/So all in all if the curtain should fall/Lord, I hope that it falls on you”

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