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<\/p>\nYes, the Absolutely Obnoxious Lucky Charm Sundae is as obnoxious as it promises itself to be.<\/p>\n
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There\u2019s nothing quite like eating grandma\u2019s sheet cake as a kid, but this one probably could\u2019ve toppled you. Six layers of moist chocolate cake each get a sinful coating of vanilla buttercream frosting before the whole cake is drizzled with chocolate and caramel glazes. We stuck a giant knife in it (how else are you going to cut it?) unless you want to go all Bruce Bogtrotter on that thing and eat it with your hands and reenact that scene from Matilda<\/em>. You can do it, Brucie. But probably not because people (mainly us) will look at you weird.<\/p>\n A freakshake straight out of Dr. Frankenstein\u2019s book, the Absolutely Obnoxious Lucky Charm Sundae is a monster served in a lab beaker. A dessert you\u2019ll want to tackle with your friends, the sundae\u2019s backbone is its hearty scoops of Lucky Charms cereal milk ice cream. That\u2019s right, before it\u2019s added to the ice cream batter, the milk soaks up all the flavor from your favorite childhood cereal. (Not that we totally just didn\u2019t eat a bowl for breakfast. Hi. We\u2019re adults.) The ice cream is then topped with whipped cream, a homemade cookie that has more sprinkles than Broadway has bachelorette parties, and a bunch of doughnut holes on a stick. At Ole Red, we\u2019ve got the same philosophy as Blake: \u201cjust give us the marshmallows.\u201d That\u2019s why we\u2019ve rolled our scratch-made doughnut holes in \u2019em. Boo-yah. You are getting veryyyyyyy hungry.<\/p>\n A beloved fair food gets a new spin at Ole Red. This turtle funnel cake is the Goldilocks of any funnel cake we\u2019ve ever tasted. The slightly crunchy golden-brown exterior gives way to a spongy inside that melts in your mouth. We see your powdered sugar and raise you caramel, chocolate, and pecans. What\u2019s that? Sugar is bad for you? Sorry, couldn\u2019t hear you over the sound of our taste buds living their best lives.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/olered.com\/nashville\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2018\/10\/lucky-charms.gif\")
<\/p>\nAbsolutely Obnoxious Lucky Charm Sundae<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nTurtle Funnel Cake<\/h2>\n